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IMagINE!the ARMY AND SPECIAL fuckin' MORON-forces!of the FUTURE IN THIS SUPER-awesome SATURATION BOMB!film, documenting just how fuckin' DESPICABLE THE CENTRAL AGENCY IS when it comes to envisioning the fuckin'-a FUTURE(if!?. ?/that IS WHAT THIS IS......xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

by The Editor

IMagINE!the ARMY AND SPECIAL fuckin' MORON-forces!of the FUTURE IN THIS SUPER-awesome SATURATION BOMB!film, documenting just how fuckin' DESPICABLE THE CENTRAL AGENCY IS when it comes to envisioning the fuckin'-a FUTURE(if!?. ?/that IS WHAT THIS IS......xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Th e definit IVE version of the end of this film is now HERE FOR TOM CRUISER TO REALIZE it is NOT A FALSE religion to think men thousld rule WOMEN TOTALLY including the totally bankrupt MAN IN A WOMAN-type skin EMILY FUCKIN' blunted brain she couldn't LAND A TOP-TIER MAN IF SHE TRIED HER HARDEST AND THIS WAS THAT

WHAT is****** TOTALLY!!!!!!,a FALSE RELIGION? WELL, the notion that every day means nothing but an opportunity to SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE(to the unproven possibility THERE MAY BE A PLACE FOR YOU ?NOPE! simply to sacrifice it for a scientific,interpretation of life that it MAY CONTAIN, an infinitude of POSSIBILE OUTCOMES FOR EACH AND EVERY INDIVIDUAL IN IT(. THAT~IS WHAT THIS FILM ESpouses.

**you from KENTUCKY,mother-fucker guess what then you are a C.IaCARVEOUT CALLEDanAmerico.

SINCE 1996's STARSHIP TROOPERS!the Central INTELLIGENCE NO LONGER agency has conceived of the broadest threat facing mankind as thaet originating from the single-parasite HOSTthat it itself IS.and returned favor to the american people by letting them know::::you want to end this fuckin' FOREVER WORLD you need to eliminate this mother-fuckin' trash ass mother-fuckin' POSER runs that place. The recruits, at the end of this fuckin thing? Fuckin' fuckin fuckin FUCKIN

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