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BabyGirl! Who Knows What's After Minute 3:03 KIDMAN my laugh track is more famous than you

Sorry, but this rancid movie that is NOT A FILM***(and I swear to God on that even though I wouldn't watch another fuckin' second beyond this frame) BUTan UNWATCHEABLE MORALITY CRimE.xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Sorry, but this rancid movie that is NOT A FILM***(and I swear to God on that even though I wouldn't watch another fuckin' second beyond this frame) BUTan UNWATCHEABLE MORALITY CRimE.xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Sure, pornografy the cinema? No. A 'Cinematic Representation' of porno? [check-mark], which is what the scene preceding this one above documents where a viewer is assured Kidman is totally sated on cock. Now, nevertheless, she needs to bring-up what looked like a Skype call on her children on holiday turning out to be porno? No. That is NOT PORNOGRAPHY on that computer, actually, its nepotism on fame dom which means she don't care who she is PORTRAYED AS BEING PORNO ADDICTED TO, even if in the film it's her very own child(and I cannot rule that out for the simple fact that I*thought it was a holiday she opened up on her computer which over-determined my thoughtSo I GUESS THE TRUTH is more paedopheliac or even, dare I say it: incest? Nicole, really? You're willing to associate yourself with fuckin' a-grade thoughts on incest Nicole Fuckin' Kidman? I am not a stupid reviewer, so when I got those associations, I am assuming most the whole planet has them as well, so: NO!I will not endure another half-second of this movie and its a movie rather than a film in this particular case because there IS NO RECEPTIVITY IN SOCIETY to the pipe-dream of these digital losers that wanna give Kidman eternality on her cat-smile from the 19-fuckin' 80's? Yes, that IS WHAT they think US MORONS is gonna watch is these played-out actors acting new versions FOREVER and who knows who thinks its funny but its not at all and that pertains below:

(you know, people: it was enough to realize how hot KIDMANwas in Big LITTLE LIES(and boy, she was hot there); but, by the second season digital freaks got involved and ruined it and she looked like ass-cracker and that's just the truth of it cause it's also true that EVER SINCE THAT second series, I don't take her beauty as worth a single goddamn thing, and *that* is due on technology which this film surely has a lot of it even in this introductory scene where they CERTAINLY did not film the whole thing and just canvass her naked body with aHair-Graphic? Not a chance would say them and, surely, they didn't then say "make the best of what it is you got cause that's NICOLE, even the lead role thinks that"Maybe it's a bit over the edge here on this little bit cause I do like you[Kidman talking to her now] alot but it's not like I'd actually wanta rape you silly cause you're Nicole Kidman, is it? And that's where I'm comin' off this thing with all you people this cannot just be a NICOLE KIDMAN vehicle; I LOOK LIKE Bruce Dickenson's fuckin' son, MATE!"(and *THAT******** IS SURELY THE REASON anyone with a clue would have tuned into this movie(not to mention the dude got a good fuckin' role in that Swede's film on the sea shoulda been cast with Ed Harris and not Woody fuckin' Allen's B-Grade wishlist on sane thinking he's a total genius of the common man cause Woody HARRELSON is really, along with his side-kick there Mathew McConaughey, a total dereliction on that CONCEPT cause there is nobody actually in America or this entire fuckin' world living in that social strata gets even a minute taste of real life and these people think that all these roles are TOTALLY INHABITED with truth and Tolstoy visions of Common-Man Redemption through honest labor? Get out of here you fuckin' fruit-cakes this ain't a rabbit hole I will ever get into with those two nut-crackers Christopher NOLAN gave Mathew his only good role in life and he seriously--that is McCONaughey--just couldn't appreciate that Chris WANTED his cinema-stupid to actually cast him as an everyman in the only place in life where that kind of shit flies which is as the Coen's know full-heartedly in the FUCKIN' CINEMA SCREEN ROOM(not even the 'big-screen' cause once it gets there it's totally manicured but on the editor he's pretty fuckin' common.)).).);

So: ON BABYGIRL(2024), the verdict is two thumbs UP for Nicole's final effort to appear glamourous whilst she is still living in this world; TWO THUMBS way the fuck down for her pantomime of a serious sexual-and-love-life; and TWO nailsplitters to the tits for the fakeness she decided was necessary there that I WON"T EVEN GET TO EVER SEE IN MY LIFE cause the digital freaks needed even better than the wonderful tit-job she got for that role and that is the end of fake-tits for me cause as far as I'm concerned women need to appreciate their brains a bit more than they do and SHE USED TO BE THAT women and decides to END WITH THIS TRIPE?! No thanks, Nicole Kidman I will avoid your absolute-fuckinly UGLY FACE for the rest of eternity as well because nobody gets any where any longer on falsity syndroming falsity and that does mean what it sounds like which is that no amount of falsity is enough for people any longer and that formulation is NOT A TRUTH even though it is actually a truist form of truthy ness on false living SHE MUST ALSO AGREE IS NOT COOL but PROBABLY GOES ALONG WITH BECAUSE irony*plays a big part in life even though Kierkegaard? No, even though I SAY IT IS DEFACTO sad to see women with so little self-esteem they're willing to allow men to trade them for money and that is the end of my insights on Nicole I'm sure she's never been bought and sold for digital dollaros(unless YOU"RE FUCKIN' RETARDED), nobody doesn't think maybe musk ite shit will be life long eternity in a jar of mayonaisse cause he realized saline? No, aquatic-containment is a recipe for the richest man alive not more than a few years ago1 rotting his consciousness out with worms growing in his head they was there and just held in check by vermintide parasites inhabiting his healthy biome which MAYO will account for he(MUSK trash in that bees-nest he made in Texas) thinks. So, yes, get ready for the UPSELL ON CONTAINMENT from these freaks in the near FUTURE, NICOLE; and should you ever wonder whether rotting darkness with no body but consciousness is a SOUND APPROACH TO LIFE waiting for 8-bit graphics and earphones? Sadness will decline with you in your jarred-prison that these people WILL WANT TO SELL YOU to get all your savings in escrow2.

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Footnotes
  1. Legal Disclaimer: This is obviously only the resultational outcome of the privatizational nature of ALL PURE RESEARCH in private industry nowadays, which leads to it being construable according to FAIR USE on natural inclinational development in a necessarily speculative-comprised reality, as a 'fictionalized' and intrinsically surmisable outcome of the fact these losers have carte-blanche on 'pure research' in their underground bunkers and this is the sad state of the science and one CAN ONLY surmise that these are the ridiculous outcomes that moronic people are willing to entertain in their worth less than garbage lives they never lived a day not worrying about death and so rotting in a jar of mayo? Yeah, that is not a joke this is a standardizable substance that WILL NOT rot unless you're brain is retarded that is the function of digital people::::they CAN convince you of this fact, the ability to render a brain stripped of conscious entailments which are an entire body? Not exactly, but a bodified conscious being that has NEED for spatial extensibilities like walking and whatnot just stripped to a PAIN SENSATION OF ALL THE MISSING BODY SURGICALLY STRIPPED with no anaesthesia? They wouldn't care what the science is on that once they got through the bone-marrow aspect of the strip which they would keep for their own research to clone these SUPER-STARS of the HUMAN KingDOME.

  2. And Believe That if YOU REFUSE TO BELIEVE IN ANY GOD AT ALL PEOPLE. ---So, Good Luck, I could care less about these famous-peopleQUOTE, because the way fame works now is that some slut's lousy image on a shitty LCD screen is worth fuckin' less than me in my house watchin it laughing my ass off how decrepit you got to be. So, good fuckin' luck on FAME? No, whore: getting a DATE WITH AN ACTUAL YOUNGER GUY, cause I swear on life Fassbender doesn't give two shits about this bitch any more. (And, from me? I don't date played-out hookers with fake tits that I don't care about anything to do with, not that not this and not anything:::I'm not interested!)!.!

The Editor of this website wrote this nice essay for you to read for absolutely fuckin' nothing but your own shame on supporting people with ACTUAL MONEY you stupid losers.