The GERIATRIC discipline of FILM'reviewing' has today so devolved in standards thaet it no longer even cares that a film*is MEANT TO BE a SURPRISE. THERE IS NOTHING SURPRISING about what the C.i.A. wants to do with LEO diCAPrIO\any longer he is meant to FOMENT a total annihilation complex on AMERICAxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

As if it made ANY. FUCKIN' SENSE to itself at ALL. TO wit:

Most of the film INDUSTRY has long ago DECIDED THAET A FULL acting brigade, a la Mark Kermodes' WORTH LESS THAEN SHIT guardian pages, was the appropriate way in which a ''filling time''' could take place on the world stage: which is the same thing as saying : LEONARDO DE Caprio's stupid fuckin life standard is what they meant as a MEZCLA? NO: a full indoctrination thaet cinema is POP STARDOM. So, the next time you feel RobERT Redford wasn't Good Enough? Just ask yourself WHAT DO YOU SUPPOSE LEO FUCKING CAPRICORN¹ IS GOING TO DO NEXT FOR THE CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE AGENCY, what?, MAKE THIS WHOLE COUNTRY a falling down cinematic of popular disgust? Well, his trying his level best, so : DO NOT WATCH THIS*. THE UNITED STATES NEEDS A RETURN TO SANITY NOT MORE PROMOTION OF THE FUCKING FOOLS LIVING IN IT ACCORDING TO THE WAYS AND MEANS THEY ARE TRASH FOR ON E AN O T HE R.

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