A review of what could have been/should have been!A SHORT:::::and:one,that DOES NOT cross the line inaugurating itself BY BERGMAN'S OWN Half-BAKED intervention(into it's comprehension by the then-cool NYC.CROWD)..xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

There's ZERO,people,on this EARTH thaet can PLAY this CHOPIN-preLudIO. ZERO. ZERo zero zero(so we CAN THANK!the mother in this FILM*****for so CLEARLY describing and demonstrating what this music ***SHOULD sound like).

But, just count the millions of these technology FUCKIN' freaks THINK THEY CAN 'channel'the SPIRIT!of CHOPIN? NO, its BACH they ALL WANT TO PLAY NOW FOR ONE single reason bach was not able to hear his own IDIOT which in this case, if you listen to STEVE job's apple commercial is LIKE: "I MAKE ****music!!!!!!!!************* when I STRING MY bow." BRAHMS.

SO:when it does comes to this FILM? PAPER crumble, shuffle of the feet, cabinet door shut. It's nice to watch a film on blu-ray in fact the 'streaming transfer'here, totally oblitterating ALL TRACES OF THE Underlying physical substrate?NOT, not A TOTAL FAIL;but the DVD?IS,too,claustrophobic on what IS, here—actually—as COMEDY? WELL, to the extent you think this guy above with his PIPE-there, is ACTUALLY BERGMAN's vision on his own person, I SUPPOSE you could think this is a totally-serious film;however, that is NOT!the case.

AND, yet::::it IS VERY MUCH the case thaet it is nearly RIDICULOUS to have gone-through SO MUCH OF THIS boring, family, conversation////to remind us thaet the trouble in 2024!is thaet this entire SITUATIONALISM with regard to family-life vis a vi thaet of civil-society's opportunities for self-expression above and beyond the limitational nature of familial-entrappment*:::::::has become inversional,which is to say::::whatever the fuck*is 'out there', on this screen is their own "version" of a family-life actually none of these fuckin' LOSERS can even live not together which means there is nothing on this screen now BUT:::::INTER-familialiy which is the same thing as saying it is the tabooTOTAL(despite thaet there's NOTHING IN IT taboo unless you think all these chicks-with-dicks isn't not a PRODUCT of this fuckin' ENDLESSSSSS-necessary!to pantomime a DIFFERAND, to me, a viewer thaet "hasn't seen this crazy shit before"(which IS!their only reason to actually DO ANYTHING AT ALL(they have and there IS!no interest in anything for what anything itself*IS. at this point.[this is all what things might be construable as-about, which is a rationcinational bunch of bullshit you're still dreaming of in your MOTHER's fuckin' PANTY-drawer losers!)))))).

Which brings us back PERFECTLY!to INGMAR:a person thaet is FOR SURE! an aristocratical person, of which this film?NO:the humour of it is SO INDICATIVE of this TYPE AND KIND OF person!YOU CANNOT REALLY FATHOM IT. Ingmar BERGMAN!isthe type of douche-bag that has to live amongst a bunch* of sophisticationally HALF-witted SHIT but thaet get's the total DROP!!!!!!!!![from where and whence?YOUR fuckin' SPENCE]on the absoluteistical NATURE of all those around him thaet he gets to PANTOMIMEintoa a FILM!in order to DEMONSTRATE to themALLLLLhe gets the whole picture.

AND, what is the comedical-question of this MOVIE? HOW does one choose? CAUSE:it is nice to see that at the very bottom of family drama, this kind of exchange CAN! MEAN SOMETHING thaet plumbs the very depths of life itself and thereby CREATES structures of a DIFFERENT-kind(from whaet we are each and all JUST GIVEN); and it IS ALSO likewise NICE to see a kind of autistical-relating to another as a kind of intimate-civilSOCIETY, monstrated onto the screen, the fact thaet LIV!has with her fake-BERGY, a littany of whaet truly ARE half-baked PSYCHOLOGICALISMS,to trade-around in good-humour at the expense!of their 'GUESTS' what would otherwise be nothing BUT half-witted psychologicalisms(when they are, in fact, now and in this film, expressions!of their actual truth)[and, for this point You'll Need to Watch The Film andSTOMACHE!/the mademangelot fuckin' CRIPPLE init\].

YOU have Adiscount THEORY of LIFE, my friends and bergy?! knew it, right on DOWN TO THE molecular fuckin' CORE."